Auntie Maggie's Remedy

Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment youve got But I know a special one you ought to try Youll find its the best of the lot Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning Youre bound to wake up Ill agree But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven With my Auntie Maggies Remedy In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake My intentions were honest you see She shouted with laughter, "I know what youre after Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy." Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason And if you inspect him youll see, The poor little chappy has covered his nappy With Auntie Maggies Remedy Now I went to a doctor, I wasnt too well And he made me lie on a settee He said "Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing Your Auntie Maggies Remedy." Now I know a girl who was putting on weight, In a spot where it just shouldnt be So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy." Additional Verse Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed Could have won it was easy to see But the trai Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment youve got But I know a special one you ought to try Youll find its the best of the lot Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning Youre bound to wake up Ill agree But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven With my Auntie Maggies Remedy In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake My intentions were honest you see She shouted with laughter, "I know what youre after Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy." Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick". Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason And if you inspect him youll see, The poor little chappy has covered his nappy With Auntie Maggies Remedy Now I went to a doctor, I wasnt too well And he made me lie on a settee He said "Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoing Your Auntie Maggies Remedy." Now I know a girl who was putting on weight, In a spot where it just shouldnt be So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy." Additional Verse Now one day at the races, the hors that I backed Could have won it was easy to see But the trai