Song parody of
I Can't Read
by David Bowie
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I can't read and I can't write down
I don't know a book from countdown
I don't care which shadow gets me
All I've got is someone's face
Money goes to money heaven
Bodies go to body hell
I just cough and catch the chase
Switch the channel, watch the police car
I can't read shit anymore
I just sit back and ignore
'Cause I just can't get it right, can't get it right
I can't read shit, I can't read shit
When you see a famous smile
No matter where you run your mile
To be right in that photograph
Andy where's my fifteen minutes, fifteen, yeah
I can't read shit anymore
I just can't read shit anymore
No matter I just can't get it right
I can't read shit, I can't read shit, no, no
I can't read and I can't write down
I don't know a book from countdown
I don't care which shadow gets me
All I've got is someone's face
Money goes to money heaven
Bodies go to body hell
I just cough and catch the chase
Switch the channel, watch the police car
I can't read shit anymore
I just sit back and ignore
'Cause I just can't get it right, can't get it right
I can't read shit, I can't read shit
When you see a famous smile
No matter where you run your mile
To be right in that photograph
Andy where's my fifteen minutes, fifteen, yeah
I can't read shit anymore
I just can't read shit anymore
No matter I just can't get it right
I can't read shit, I can't read shit, no, no
