The Morning News

Chamillitary man [News Reporter] Fighting broke out over-night between rival factions along the Israeli - Syrian border Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base, Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civillians, damage to the base is said to be heavy And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquaters safely An 49 year old unidentified man went beserk last night, opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun... [Chamillionaire] Leave me alone! Terror alert, victory! I stay droppin that bombness, Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump stay arguing bout nonsense Would they treat me as good as Hugh Heffner if I had a mansion full of blond chicks? If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict Put you in the same position and lets see what you'd really do They tell me that I sold out if I execute the no snitchin rule Sound like it was a good idea, til a murder happen to you Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you don't have a clue Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn't hear it through Bill O'Reily's an idiot, he ain't the only one with an opinion fool E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too You get on TV and get at me, then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news In the strip club ballin', Bill Collecta keep callin You ain't even tryna pay your bills, he show up and you dodgin White man ballin, black man starvin, looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get involved in I cant hate to see a black man, and I don't hate to see a black hand Crawlin into that cookie jar koz theres plenty of dough up in that man When your black and you educated people say "You ain't black man!" May be black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman CEO's are like slave masters and most of them don't even know it Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but don't even own it Your money right but your credit ain't, then the bank still wont loan it If you're on top and ain't payin taxes then I hope you're enjoyin your moment Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news Hip-hop crunk music, pikey music, slab music, sound like a nursin rhyme Get a beat and rap to it, aint speakin with a purpose, Imma call it crap music Y'all got your boys gettin mad, my bad lets get back to it Cigarettes are still causin cancer, and chronic smoke'll still get you high In the streets or in the store, know a couple dollars wont get you by Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never flop For that sexy mug-shot I could get a million dollars a pop Even Michaels in the media, they like to make examples of people just like you Get involved and I bet the indite you, goto jail and I bet they don't write you Yea, you ain't got a college degree then they'll say you're not intelligent And if your class ain't Upper Class, then your opinion is irrelevant Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth Its the morning news The world is crazy, every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense Silly rappers think I'm worried about a punch-line I show more purpose than your whole career in one line Victory