Bandits

(Reverend) Spin for feature or I hold for fruit I need two more nudges and I'll drop the loot Sure I'll jack it almost anytime When I hear a voice from behind (Tim) No, no mate you wanna' hold the pears 'cause I've been watching you from over by the stairs Turbo cash is cool you wanna' let 'em spin But if the hoppers full you're guaranteed a win (Reverend) No, no mate why don't you understand I've got a scheme a plan I've got it all in hand I need a no-lose or an extra life And me mobile's ringing. It's me wife (Laura) Where are you Jon what time will you be home I've been trying to call just get your answer phone I've told you once, I've told you times before Can't get to sleep unti lyou're through th door Are you listening to anything I say' We need the money, we got bills to pay Don't get drunk and make sure you're not late And don't be gambling please for goodness sake (Reverend) Back inside a frown adorns ma face Because I see this bloke's stepped in and took me place What takes the biscuit, really tops it off Is when the jackpot lights up, he's took the lot (Anon) Haha lad you see what I just did' I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid Oh were you playing mate' I didn't realise-ise-ise' (Reverend) I'm so skint and demoralized (Tim) There's always tomorrow mate