Open Up the Doghouse

Open up the doghouse Open up the doghouse Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in Nat you look like a man with a story I sure have I told my wife we oughta save money That's the way it's gotta be Oh gotta gotta be that way She canceled all the charge accounts gave all the gold to me Well I can't see what you did wrong Why was your woman so upset Well I put the money on a horse and he hasn't showed up yet Open up the doghouse Open up the doghouse Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in Well Dean what's your problem Here it is I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat You did Told her it was genuine mink Rich man I took her out to show it off Then we stopped in for a drink Oh cocktails We I know your wife was really thrilled How come you two had a spat It's easy to see it started to rain the coat got wet And mink just don't smell like that Timber Open up the doghouse Open up the doghouse Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in Let's hear it Nat You know what you know what though What There's just one way to handle a woman Dean we just got to treat 'em rough Got to slap 'em That's right We got to show 'em who wears the pants Cut out that sissy sissy stuff Now it ain't no use to take abuse Whenever they are cranky or cross Let's put the women in their place and we'll show them who's the boss Open up the doghouse Two cats are coming in