La-Di-Da-Di

Okay party people in the house This is something you never witnessed before Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D D, and that's me in the place to be. We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, alright? 'Cause you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers Biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers. But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here, There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah. But as impress, which we approve And yeah, we realize that we are on the move, So listen closely so y'all don't miss As we go a little something like this, hit it! La-di-da-di La-di-da-di La-di, da-di! Yo peep this La-di-da-di, we like to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some men that's on the mic And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right For all of y'all, keep y'all in health Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself 'Cause it's cool when you 'cause a cozy conditioning Which we create, 'cause that's our mission So listen close, to what we say Because this type of shit happens everyday I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and Went to the bathroom to wash up Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said "Mirror mirror on the wall Who is the top choice of them all" There was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!" Well that true, that why we never had no beef Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth Used oil of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale And then I grabbed the file for my finger nails I'm true to the style on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath Clean, dry, was my, body and hair I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear For all the girls I might take home I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne Fresh dress, like a million bucks, Put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no Went back in I forgot my Kangolalley I bumped into this home girl named Sally from the valley This was a girl playing hard to get So I said "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upset She said uh, "It's all because of you I'm feeling sad and blue You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so How much you'll never know 'Cause you took your love away from me" Now what was I to do She was crying over me and she was feeling blue I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!" Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was gone Something was wrong I said what was going on? I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her She said, "If I can't have you she can't either" She grabbed me closely by my socks So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said "Why don't you give me some play? And we can go cruising in my (OJ) And if you give me that OK I'll give you all my love today Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways So MC Rick my love is here to stay" And on and on and on she kept on The bitch been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!" I said, "I am, go ask my mother And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!" To the heart tick tock you don't stop To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it! Don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D