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I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate Anger is a permanent character trait My letter bombs are primed and ready to send Would you like to add me as a friend? I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum I hope my nude picture doesn't offend Would you like to add me as a friend? [Chorus] Add me, add me My mother says she wished she'd never had me Add me, add me Would you like to add me as a friend? I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume The voices in my head, aah, they'll get me in the end Would you like to add me as a friend? I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew It's Kylie's body but the head is you I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again Would you like to add me as a friend? [Chorus] here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend Would you like to add me as a friend? I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home I don't like people but I think I could pretend Would you like to add me as a friend? [Chorus]