Song parody of
Wayne Rooney
by Johnny Flynn
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You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
Primordial superman
I know the trouble you've gotten in
Leave this trouble half cottoned down
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
The pigeon's half alive
The other half's in bed
We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least
And pray he's not half dead
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
The bartender looks like George Best
Many of them do
Well look at the way that George went astray
And has since been misconstrued
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace
We're entrepreneurs in the field
Til we rolled on the bones and we made them our own
And the road to contention was sealed
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
Primordial superman
I know the trouble you've gotten in
Leave this trouble half cottoned down
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
The pigeon's half alive
The other half's in bed
We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least
And pray he's not half dead
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
The bartender looks like George Best
Many of them do
Well look at the way that George went astray
And has since been misconstrued
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace
We're entrepreneurs in the field
Til we rolled on the bones and we made them our own
And the road to contention was sealed
If I know better, I don't know better
If I know better, I don't know better
