Walk Away

Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away Now he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin' Through her skin tight blouse, she lookin' for some action Said her hubby was out of town and started askin' If he'd like to go to her house. I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring Hit his eye, he couldn't linger He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to He took a deep breath said, "you know what, I'd love to But evidently there is already someone who loves you" She looked at him like he insulted her and said, "fuck you Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do Mr. Goody Twoshoes, Call me out, I'll call you out too." Now he was weak as her, he had a ring too. Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away Together in their deceitful ways embracing the lust They got carried away like a dog chasin' a bus They were back at her house in another man's bed And gettin 'freaky deaky' while the husband sped home To see his wife cause his job had got done early Meanwhile they're wreckin' the room And talkin' all dirty, and sweaty The hubby stopped and got some flowers so pretty And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie Gets home, sees a car in the yard and he's thinkin' hmmm? Walks up the driveway opens the door and goes numb Just about the time he's gonna yell "honey I'm home" A trail of clothes down the hall leading to passionate moans Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him that he used in Vietnam Walk down the hall kicked in the door said "surprise" Sat down on the bed with guns and roses and wine Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away Hubby said "how you two love birds doing? You havin' fun? Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done" He made his wife call her parents Made the dude call his wife and daughter And told them to come over, "let's talk about life" And then hubby called the preacher 'cause you want God involved When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver and the guests straggled into the room one at a time Realizing what was happening and then wishing they were blind He told the preacher who had married them back in the day That he was right 'the lord works in mysterious ways' Then he addressed the room waving the gun carefree Saying "ladies and gentlemen you've been called here to see Two naked embarrassed humans in a bed that I bought They were havin' great sex about the time they got caught" Then he laid the gun down on the bed so relaxed And said "I'm leaving' feel free to shoot me in the back" Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away