Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candy man Don't get strung out by the way that I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!) We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that? Well, babies, don't you panic By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha Why don't you stay for the night? (night) Or maybe a bite? (bite) I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha So, come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici- -Pation But maybe the rain Is really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom