Break the Law

By order of the King of the United States It is now illegal to dance in this place Please do not dance By order of the Law of Coincidence It is now illegal to sing and dance Please do not dance This is a story about love and glory Everybody's doing it now Break the law Break the law It's mandatory for love and glory Everybody's doing it yeah Break the law Break the law Break break break the law Break break break break break the law Break the law By order of the King of Reality It is now illegal to live for free Please do not dance This This This This is a mystery about the end of history Everybody's thinking it now Break the law Break the law It's mandatory for love and glory Everybody's doing it yeah Break the law Break the law Swing your partner round and round Break the law and hit the ground You don't need no alcohol Break the law and crawl the wall Dose--ee--doe and yes means no Break the law and go go go By order of the Law of the Nightly News It is now illegal to tell the truth This is a story about love and glory By order of the Law of Your Mom and Dad If you feel too good then you've been bad Everybody's doing it now Break the law Break the law According to what your teachers taught You are not allowed to think these thoughts It's mandatory for love and glory By order of your evil alter ego Your own brain is now illegal Everybody's doing it yeah Break the law Break the law By order of the Queen of the Earth and Sky Break the law Break the law