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Hypure
by Static-X
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Extra long for gliding and sliding
Skin compatibility, long lasting
Pure original formula, personal
Never dries out your skin
Ready put it in
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Never gets sticky
See directions for use
Original body
Conditioning party
Twist that cap off
Put it to use
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Spread it all around to enhance your pleasure
It only takes a few drops and it never stops
Pure original formula, personal
Never dries out your skin
Ready put it in
Take me, take me, take me, take me, take me
Take it how you want
I'm ready for you
Original body
Conditioning party
Let's get it started and
Put it to use
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Penetrate it, harder, faster
Spread it around
Twisting, positioning
Push it in further
Never ever
Suspect synthetic
Glistening under the glow
Make me hyper
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Penetrate it
Extra long for gliding and sliding
Skin compatibility, long lasting
Pure original formula, personal
Never dries out your skin
Ready put it in
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Never gets sticky
See directions for use
Original body
Conditioning party
Twist that cap off
Put it to use
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Spread it all around to enhance your pleasure
It only takes a few drops and it never stops
Pure original formula, personal
Never dries out your skin
Ready put it in
Take me, take me, take me, take me, take me
Take it how you want
I'm ready for you
Original body
Conditioning party
Let's get it started and
Put it to use
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Penetrate it, harder, faster
Spread it around
Twisting, positioning
Push it in further
Never ever
Suspect synthetic
Glistening under the glow
Make me hyper
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Hypure
Super concentrated
Faster, never terminate it
Penetrate it