You Turn Me On [*]

Yeah I swore to offer love I swore off women Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin' I'd never be anyone else's lovesick fool It ain't cool I spend all my spare time Fixin' up That old rusted up pick up truck In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new Then you... [Chorus:] Flip the switch on my Dumaflachi Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was as good as gone So long Yeah, ya cranked my tractor Ya flick my bic Woman you trig my trigger on my thing-a-majig Can't explain how ya done it But, honey, you turn me on You done all the takin' I done all the gettin' I threw up my hands, said "The heck with it" I shut down my heart Locked it up and pulled the fuse Before it blew All my emotions were disconnected No sign of a spark The big detector I had nobody So I had nothing to lose Then you... [Chorus] Yeah, ya crank my tractor Ya flick my bic Woman you trig the trigger on my thing-a-majig Can explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on I can't handle that baby You better slow down Shhwwwooo!