You Ain't Right [#]

If you can't buy groceries 'Cause you put your check down on a big screen You ain't right And you're in your thirties without a job And your still living with you're mom You ain't right You go to your great uncle’s wake And you leave there with a hot date, Find a deer on the side of the road check his pulse And then you take him home If you gotta leave early from the bar 'Cause your kids are waiting out in the car You ain't right You ain't right Say the least your different A couple quarts shy, and a few screws missing Bless your heart look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right If your truck costs more than your house Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse You ain't right If your past old enough to drive And strugglin’ through junior high You ain't right Hey if your wife’s home mowin’ the lawn While you're fishin’ all weekend long Or you show up late for church smelling like beer In a white pewter shirt And when the collection plate comes by You put in a ten take back a five You ain't right Son, you ain't right Say the least your different A couple quarts shy, and a few screws missing Bless your heart look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right Hey, you ain't right Say the least your different A couple quarts shy, and a few screws missing Bless your heart look around We're all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord knows you're not alone We're all a little wrong But you ain't right Son your lights may be on But you're not always at home And we're all a little wrong But you ain't right