Song parody of
Walkin' Mat
by The Answer
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Not gonna be your walkin' mat honey
And I don't really care if you tip your hat my way, no
So wear your best dress and smile for the flash and a prize giving bash
Where you pick on another man's dream
You know what I mean!
Are you talkin' to me she said
Are you talkin' to me
I never got nothing for free she said, no
I never ever got nothing for free and
And I said, I'm not gonna be your walkin' mat
Throw your stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your like
Your champagne war games been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Take two pills and dance on the table
If I want does it mean I'm not stable in the head?
Not gonna drink your frozen Margueritas
And I don't really need a "fone a Senorrita"
For my bed, oh no no no!
"Are you sayin' we're through?" she said
"Are you sayin' we're through?"
"Why should I listen to you" she said
"Tell me why I should listen to you?" and I said
"Too many times you tried, tried to bring you down"
Thrown stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your lack
Your champagne wargames been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Leave all that cocaine in my room, yeah yeah
No I'll not be leaving to please you, oh no no
And I'm not gonna be your walkin' mat
No, I'm never ever gonna be your walkin' mat
No I'll never ever let you bring me down again like this
Thrown stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your lack
Your champagne war games been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Ooh yeah!
I see through that smile
Not gonna be your walkin' mat honey
And I don't really care if you tip your hat my way, no
So wear your best dress and smile for the flash and a prize giving bash
Where you pick on another man's dream
You know what I mean!
Are you talkin' to me she said
Are you talkin' to me
I never got nothing for free she said, no
I never ever got nothing for free and
And I said, I'm not gonna be your walkin' mat
Throw your stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your like
Your champagne war games been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Take two pills and dance on the table
If I want does it mean I'm not stable in the head?
Not gonna drink your frozen Margueritas
And I don't really need a "fone a Senorrita"
For my bed, oh no no no!
"Are you sayin' we're through?" she said
"Are you sayin' we're through?"
"Why should I listen to you" she said
"Tell me why I should listen to you?" and I said
"Too many times you tried, tried to bring you down"
Thrown stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your lack
Your champagne wargames been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Leave all that cocaine in my room, yeah yeah
No I'll not be leaving to please you, oh no no
And I'm not gonna be your walkin' mat
No, I'm never ever gonna be your walkin' mat
No I'll never ever let you bring me down again like this
Thrown stones and break my back
Curse my name for all your lack
Your champagne war games been replaced
I see through that pretty smile on your face
Ooh yeah!
I see through that smile
