Dangerous

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos I would catch a storm of killer bees I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword If I didn't know what this could do to me 'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous) I'd really like to do it But I might get hurt It's dangerous (too dangerous) I don't feel like bleeding On my brand new shirt You might say I'm cowardly Or say I'll full of fright You might call me yellow And baby you'd be right! So I'd skip across volcanoes full of lava I'd even grab a tiger by the tail I would make fun of A boxing champion's mother But my courage and my bowels both would fail I would fight off a bunch Of angry Kosacks I would stop a thousand Bullets with my hand I would laugh As my leg was amputated.. But baby, I'm not that kind of man! 'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous) I use big words But I never do the deed It's dangerous (too dangerous) I faint like a baby If I see somebody bleed I haven't got a backbone I'm as timid as a mouse I would find a cure for this But I can't leave the house! Cause it's dangerous Too dangerous Too dangerous For me! For me! For me.