The Girl Tried to Kill Me

Yo! I met this girl the other night Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits Said she came out lookin' for some fun Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one I said "Why?", she said I was fly Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die Said she wanted to take me home to make love Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?" She said, "All the above" This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick I knew that I would be dead soon This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one Yo, my pants were on, but so what? She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up Faster than I could say "No!" It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut I looked in her face... She sweated and she grinned with delight And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!" This girl had crazy plans for the night This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life Now whips ain't all that she had All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me! I'll do anything you ask!" And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits Man you shoulda seen that ass This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest She started pourin' baby oil on her chest And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme" Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten I knew my life would soon end Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife Yo...