To Catch a Predator

I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only 12 Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer Hopin' they'll show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside In my best little girl voice I'm like, "Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!" And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me "Hi there" I stab them in the neck first, 'cause it hurts Hit 'em where the blood squirts Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn for this But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 'Cause people out there, don't think they deserve this Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin', titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean? Bring me some Funions and a slurpy Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker "Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody "Please mister clown sir you don't have to do. ." "Zip it" "Please. please I got money" "Shut it fucker!" "Please! we can work this out" "Silence I said" Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths Now what ya'll talkin' about? I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin' What the fuck am I thinkin'? I put my face-paint on and go down stairs And beat they ass some times, 'cause it ease my mind Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin' But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun They cant run so they mad fun I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair He seen it, ran, I had to give chase We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck "Ah help, some body any body!" zip it "Ah! please!" Shut it the fuck up "Ah!" People are lookin! Silence! A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin' Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man But they all never said anything 'bout it again I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!