Bewitched [Mono Version][*]

After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy, I'm awake With no Bromoseltzer handy I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation I've done pretty well I think But this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink I'm wild again, beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep When love came and told me I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I Lost my heart, but what of it He is cold I agree He can laugh, but I love it Although the laugh's on me I'll sing to him, each spring to him And long for the day when I'll cling to him Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I He's a fool and don't I know it But a fool can have his charms I'm in love and don't I show it Like a babe in arms Love's the same old sad sensation Lately I've not slept a wink Since this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink I've sinned a lot; I'm mean a lot But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I I'll sing to him, each spring to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I When he talks, he is seeking Words to get off his chest Horizontally speaking He's at his very best Vexed again, perplexed again Thank God, I can be oversexed again Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I Wise at last, my eyes at last Are cutting you down to your size at last Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more Burned a lot, but learned a lot And now you are broke, so you earned a lot Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic Life was so hard to bear Now my heart's antiseptic Since you moved out of there Romance, finis; your chance, finis Those ants that invaded my pants, finis Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more