Song parody of
Toyland [*]
by Victor Herbert & His Orchestra
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‘Twill do no good to fight.
We warned you not to fuss.
We firmly and emphatically demand you come with us.
We demand you come with us.
You’ll have to take us in.
Straight in.
To Toyland, we must go.
Fraid so
Are you inclined to change your mind.
Unanimously no.
Fall in, line up, forward march!
Toyland, Toyland, dear little girl and boy land.
While you dwell within it, you are ever happy there.
Childhood’s toyland, wonderful world of joyland.
Wouldn’t it be fine, if we could stay there forevermore.
Toyland, Toyland, we’re on our way to Toyland.
Don’t know when we’ll get there, but we know there’s fun in store.
Toyland, Toyland, wonderful little girl and boy land.
Once you leave it’s borders, you can never return again.
This is as far as we go, here’s where your troubles begin.
Go down the ridge and over the bridge, and all of you turn yourselves in.
‘Twill do no good to fight.
We warned you not to fuss.
We firmly and emphatically demand you come with us.
We demand you come with us.
You’ll have to take us in.
Straight in.
To Toyland, we must go.
Fraid so
Are you inclined to change your mind.
Unanimously no.
Fall in, line up, forward march!
Toyland, Toyland, dear little girl and boy land.
While you dwell within it, you are ever happy there.
Childhood’s toyland, wonderful world of joyland.
Wouldn’t it be fine, if we could stay there forevermore.
Toyland, Toyland, we’re on our way to Toyland.
Don’t know when we’ll get there, but we know there’s fun in store.
Toyland, Toyland, wonderful little girl and boy land.
Once you leave it’s borders, you can never return again.
This is as far as we go, here’s where your troubles begin.
Go down the ridge and over the bridge, and all of you turn yourselves in.
