Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Hi, ho, this is Kermit the frog With a special news report from Sesame Street News. I'm speaking to you From the studio of that eminent singer and songwriter, Mr. Don Music, who's hard at work on his latest song. Let's listen, shall we? Yes. Twinkle, twinkle, little star Sounds good. How I wonder what you are Probably a classic. Don: Up above the world so high (looks up, then Kermit does) Like a diamond in the In the In the Oh, rats, I'll never finish this song, never! Don, Don, what seems to be the problem? That sounded just lovely. The problem is, if you must know, That I can't find a word to rhyme with "high"! I need a word to rhyme with "high", listen. Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the I'll never get this song, never! I need a word to rhyme with "high"! Okay, well, let's see Like a diamond in the I have it, like a diamond in a pie! That rhymes, how about that? See? Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are, Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in a pie. That doesn't make much sense, I mean, what's a diamond doing in a pie?! Well, ummm, I never thought of it that way. Well, what do you find in pies? Rhubard, apples, cherries That's it then. You mean Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are, Up above the world so high, like a cherry in a pie? Mmmmh, mmh That doesn't make any sense, I mean, what's a cherry pie doing up above in the sky?! Well, I don't know, It could be an advertisement for something, you know? I do see what you mean though. Um, well, we could change the other line then. What goes with cherry pie? Well, a nice sandwich maybe? There ya go, see? Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are, Would you like a ham on rye, or a piece of cherry pie. That doesn't make any sense, I mean, stars don't eat! Well, there it is, right there, there's your problem! There's your problem! It is? Yes, get rid of the star! Sure. Something else, let's see Wiggle, wiggle little worm? No, no, no, worms are gooey. Slither, slither little snake? Naa, I don't like snakes. What else is there, horses? Fishes? Birds? Hey, how about that, how about this? Listen to this Whistle, whistle little bird, Isn't eating crumbs absurd, Try a ham and cheese on rye, Or a piece of cherry pie And if the crumbs are all you want, Then don't come to my restaurant! Good. That's it! Of course! This could be my biggest hit! Your biggest hit? I've done it again! We did this together! Alright boys, hit it! I want a co-lyricist credit here. Whistle, whistle little bird Isn't eating crumbs absurd Try a ham and cheese on rye And a piece of cherry pie If those crumbs are all you want Don't come in my restaurant Try a ham and cheese on rye And a piece of cherry pie If those crumbs are all you want Don't come in my restaurant There you have it folks, Another brand-new golden oldie from the pen of Don Music and Frog.