Swap Meet Louie

Hey, homeys! Who me? Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler. Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh? Hey! Don't be turnin' the high side up in here. You don't even got the dope Oh, baby, I don't need the high side, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I want to afford some old fake Louie, Baby if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise. Excuse me, I'd like to buy some. You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth number 2 for the crack pipe Yeah, alright. I got your crack pipe right here baby Whoa, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Ooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me? Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw Little Mary Pong is RAW She says "I want to make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your Louie in the hood And your sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya" Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?" Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about this Louie Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the diamonds She's thinkin' she got that deal, two for one is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about three hun Mary Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started fadin' Now she's tryin' to take it back But the swap meet don't play that 'Cause when a customer tries to intimidate Mary Pong pulls a point three eight She ain't about to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the swap meet you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg music? Mary Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude creeped like snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just sunk Like that, I'm outta there Swift brothers like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard fast Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about this Louie