Oh...Canada

(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee) I told this god where I was from He said oh, Canada Kinda laughs it off, real funny huh? Yeah, uh, come on (O Canada) 1-2, 1-2, Mic. check, 1-2, 1-2 Yeah (O Canada) Uh, yeah From the land of the lost Trans-Canada crossed Patriotic and a honor With a hand on my heart From the greatest of lakes To the greenest of greens To the rockiest mountains And everything in between O-o-o Canada Oh you?re no fan of us? 'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur? Yeah, we laugh at off, that don?t really bother me Look, we ain't serious unless you really gotta be Humorous attitude like Kids in the Hall Like Jim Carey Mike Myers yeah we claiming them all It's the great white north Home of the funniest actors The front of the joke With an abundance of laughter The red and white flag Keep it high keep it visual People see Canada and get stereotypical Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye And if it ain't that its either do, eh or guy (Canataka A) Yeah we consider it people And smoking marijuana We consider it legal Still doing rap like the 1990's But that's how we like it off timed and grimy I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America hard to ignore Every time I go away I tell them for sure I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada (O Canada) O Canada o-o-o Canada (O canada) I'm from Canada O-o-o Canada The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4) I've been around the globe and Heard of confusion Honestly a lot o y'all are ignorant and stupid Yes, we have microwaves, tv's and cell phones Unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone We made Yahtzee The light bulb, hockey And bred the greatest playa's Gretzky to Crosby We all got at least one drinking buddy And after one drink, all of us think we?re funny Our national mascot's a damn beaver O Canada we love our beaver Home o' Hell's Angels the North-CMP Home of Gordon Lightfoot and nasty tv The underground rail road Georges St. Pierre Right here is where he calls home Our health care system Y'all know its free Keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth I won't even get into the music on the streets They say hip hop is dead Naw its up north with me I could do this all day its a part of my routine But supper's almost done and tonight poutine I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America hard to ignore Every time I go away I tell em for sure I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada (I'm from the east coast of Canada) O-o-o Canada (I'm from the east east east coast) Yo yo! See I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this Get used to it (O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)