Incommunicado

I'd be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name But I got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' Incommunicado And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street aficionados But I don't want to be the back page interview I don't want launderette anonymity I want my hand prints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard A dummy in Tussauds you'll see. Incommunicado I'm a Marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility I'm a rootin' tootin' cowboy, a Peter Pan with street credibility Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it de ja vu I just put my faith in destiny it's the way that I choose But I don't want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine, Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now file A toupe on the cabaret scene I want to do adverts for American Express cards And talk shows on prime time TV, A villa in France My own cocktail bar And that's where you're gonna find me Incommunicado Sometimes it seems like I've been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it de ja vu I just put my faith in destiny it's the way that I choose Incommunicado It's the only way Incommunicado