Sport'n a Woody

Well there's women in the city that make me feel shitty And there's some that make me pack a wad But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine They won't even give me the time of day I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig And your drink's makin' you loosen up Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see What the hell I been talkin' about Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you 'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me Well I wish you were sedated So I could at least penetrate you For an hour, maybe three yeah I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts Ya know they really make my woody happy But in the night clubs and such And all the corner sluts Might just make my waistband go snappy! Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...