This Is Our Story

I waited all my life Lived it by the book Now I know that's not my story You take me as I am Love me as I look Standing here in all my glory I am sweetness I am bratty I'm a princess I'm a fatty I'm a mess of contradictions in a dress I am sassy I am sappy When I'm with you, I am happy This is my story You laugh at all my jokes Even though they're crude You don't mind that I'm not classy We make a perfect pair Radiant and rude So in love and much too gassy We are ogres We are scary We are donkeys We are hairy We have bold and brand new stories to be told We will write them We will tell them You will hear them You will smell them This is our story And that is how the little ogre came to live on The swamp with a beautiful princess And his best friend! And his best friend! And a gingerbread man! And a very handsome puppet! And an elf! And a fairy godmother! And a witch! And a cross-dressin' wolf! And the three pigs! What makes us special (What makes us special) What makes us special (What makes us special) What make us special makes us strong! We are witches We are fairies We are weirdos I'm an aires! We're a giant whitman's sampler here to try We are puppets We are rabbits We are hobbits with bad habits We're a screwy but reliant crazy stew We are different and united You are us and we are you This is our story This is our story This is our story God bless us everyone! The end!