Grandfarceur

take a first aid course with your grandson type A gentleman fiendishly handsome eat three new foods and give a critique remain eloquent every time you speak color a coloring book page and sign your name scavenge antique wood and build a frame frame the artwork up Goddamn ! the grandfather grandson team strikes again take your grandson down to the abandoned home for the mentally retarded bring a kerosene lantern and an illegal ceramic handgun shoot a ghost and sing the grandfather grandson anthem it sounds just like this now hit a fifties diner for a hot apple crisp this desert is too saccharine send it back better yet cancel the order matter of fact, contact the cook who chef'd it left it imperfected cue up his culinary track record get him health inspected, then can him nevermind, I think I'll order the poached salmon my programming is not confrontational cool calm grandpa so funsational huh, I think that's my cue to ride a powerful synth wave back into Xanadu. 888 ways to have a blast on your grandfather's last day. 888 make cinnamon toast grind psyillium husk take vinegar pills play chess on a bus clean part of the house hang-glide off a cliff steam wallpaper install a fridge make walnut fudge for homeless kids make homeless kids install a bridge. oh yes! ooh ! are you getting the gist? your grandfather persevered so that you could exist to grow up to enlist in the greatest war for all the chips, the one we've been praying for I mean holograms, I mean Russians man, I mean blowing up eart to kill aliens ! 888 ways it was substantial, the time that we spent that night the Qualite Motel was lit just right a fierce transmutation of cosmic planes my Grandfather's essence enriched my veins the red rivulet runs down the alchemical passage mere mortality loses, my grandfather surpassed his 888 ways to have a blast on your grandfathers last day.