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Norris-Hannity '09
by Matt Wixson
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All aboard, the train is leaving
Are you coming to the future or not?
You can say no and keep believing
That the progress and momentum can stop
And you can book a flight to Texas
And you can push for a secession
And you can give high fives to Jesus Christ
And write laws based on religion
And we won't miss you when you're gone
Cuz our women will be liberated
It won't be queer or black or poor
It will be bigotry that's hated
Go start your own theocracy
With fairy tales and insanity
Cast votes for Norris and Hannity
Go Cowboys!
All aboard, the train is leaving
Are you coming to the future or not?
You can say no and keep believing
That the progress and momentum can stop
And you can book a flight to Texas
And you can push for a secession
And you can give high fives to Jesus Christ
And write laws based on religion
And we won't miss you when you're gone
Cuz our women will be liberated
It won't be queer or black or poor
It will be bigotry that's hated
Go start your own theocracy
With fairy tales and insanity
Cast votes for Norris and Hannity
Go Cowboys!
