Caught Simpin'

Intro Hey, I got your text And I'm sorry, I can't let you hit it, you're like a brother to me Anyways, what's your friend's number? Konnichiwa Fumi, hai Yeah Chorus: Lil Boom Open up your mind Don't open up your thighs Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds Bitch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind 'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head My bitch straight out of Doujin You can keep your legs closed Then pass me the lotion (Uwu) Verse 1: MC Wasian Hi my name is Wasian, I think that you're really pretty I just wanna get some Boba, and drive around in the city You can talk about your boyfriend, I know that he's really shitty Like gettin' to know you better, I don't wanna see them titties I just wanna cuddle while sleeping under the moonlight She gets passed around and her pussy not even that tight I cannot believe that I got a text from her last night Left me on delivered, but I know I guess that's all right Verse 2: MC God (MC God) Treat these bitches like a tire, man I always keep a spare Tap, never talk again, I don't even care Wake up in the morning, I'm not even fuckin' there And I don't care about your wig, bitch just let me pull your hair, ayy I'm a Chad, so you'll never catch me simpin' (Okay) Gave her good dick, now I gotta keep my distance I'll never be your man, dumb thot be realistic You may say my dick is small, but hey bitch, I still hit it Verse 3: MC Prophet (Uwu) Ayy, ayy, ayy Like, why the fuck I need a girl, when I got a hand Tryna see some titties, don't need to be a simp or a Chad I just go to PornHub or Hentai Haven Don't need persuasion When I got a body pillow, that I'm tryna smash Don't talk to girls I got the Amazon Alexa, all I need Don't worry bout' what next I gotta text her I keep the peace, I'm on OnlyFans, Belle Delphine Dream of the day, when I can smash her, when I turn 18 Bridge: MC Prophet My name is Prophet, bitch I want a naughty chick Zero Two, she be a hottie, shit I like them smaller tits Man I'm tired of lying God damn, this shit got me crying Like, I just want some mommy milkers to suffocate me, I'm dying Ayy, ayy (Yeah) Chorus: Lil Boom Open up your mind Don't open up your thighs Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds Bitch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind 'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head My bitch straight out of Doujin You can keep your legs closed Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)