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Wilson
by Ape Not Kill Ape
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A fine man named Wilson operated the cash registers
Praising UPC's
Hoping that his shit boss wouldn't inject him with the rusty needle known as overtime
"Well I just want to jerk off!" He says
"Press your cock against the counter & let that fucker subside, you've got five more hours"
"Thanks boss; I respect every bone in your slug-like being"
Regardless he grabs his cock like a mother holding her child's hand across the street
An elderly women named Florence approaches Wilson, cock in hand & all
Luckily she is as blind as the church & praises this man
Wilson, stiff cock in hand begins to scan an orgasm of groceries
But as he grabs the One Direction disk he busts his load
Cums on her eyes & sure enough her vision returned
Wilson, the Christ of cum
A fine man named Wilson operated the cash registers
Praising UPC's
Hoping that his shit boss wouldn't inject him with the rusty needle known as overtime
"Well I just want to jerk off!" He says
"Press your cock against the counter & let that fucker subside, you've got five more hours"
"Thanks boss; I respect every bone in your slug-like being"
Regardless he grabs his cock like a mother holding her child's hand across the street
An elderly women named Florence approaches Wilson, cock in hand & all
Luckily she is as blind as the church & praises this man
Wilson, stiff cock in hand begins to scan an orgasm of groceries
But as he grabs the One Direction disk he busts his load
Cums on her eyes & sure enough her vision returned
Wilson, the Christ of cum
