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Legalize Texas, Pt. 1

by Cranium

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Cuz sometimes you just need a little weed in your life To help deal with whatever problems you're going through so here you go enjoy Come on Texas legalize the weed get off the freaking meth my people are in need MDD so bad that it drops me to my knees pray to God we Legalize It put my mind at ease Clonazepam stop working so I panic when the beauty meets the Beast Make it medicinal can you do that at the least, please I'm begging for your help big Pharma took all my money and put some pills in me I have three mental disabilities that's MDD, I'm manic bipolar, and a schizo freak Cooperation workers looking at me like who is he I'm not the same guy I was last week No I will never tweak but I'm feeling weak I got a heart disease and it's slowly killing me My family acting like they don't even f****** know it but come on hospital bill after bill the statement show it You can't denote it I try my best when I'm trying to flow it but I throw it, that's a fit, like Maury Povich Don't like the snakes in my grass so I gotta mow it Metaphoric like my soul that's prehistoric Dinosauric, allegoric, not phantasmagoric All my meds have Peptohydrochloric I ignore it to endure it while you crackheads tried to snort it getting your car and now you start to floor it I won't hate on you because of your addiction I know that s*** is so real while you're dealing with evictions Your girl just came out the kitchen, don't you feel the friction You were out on night now you're dealing with convictions The laws not science fiction, Donald Trump out here giving dealers crucifixions with descriptions Come on Texas legalize the weed get off the freaking meth my people are in need MDD so bad that it drops me to my knees pray to God we Legalize It put my mind at ease Clonazepam stop working so I panic when the beauty meets the Beast Make it medicinal can you do that at the least, please I'm begging for your help big Pharma took all my money and put some pills in me Don't ever be an archaeologist digging up the past dwelling on that s*** was simply make your service last My ex wear my mind out so freaking bad I'm surprised they didn't put the s*** in a big ass cast It's been a year since I thought about that dreadful day I caught her in my bed with some dude getting laid And I know you're thinking wow this is so freaking sad but all it did was make me so motherfuking mad Had to walk out the house before I kill them both Had to find myself some economic growth Went to the doctor and gave a Hippocratic Oath He put me on some meds but I'd rather grab some weed and toke Cuz f*** the adderal it's the same, compound as meth I assure you that's a fast and sudden death The medicinal properties and THC is all I need so... Come on Texas legalize the weed get off the freaking meth my people are in need MDD so bad that it drops me to my knees pray to God we Legalize It put my mind at ease Clonazepam stop working so I panic when the beauty meets the Beast Make it medicinal can you do that at the least, please I'm begging for your help big Pharma took all my money and put some pills in me

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