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5am Freestyle
by Da Juan Tfr
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First things first, let's get it straight
Yeah I'm taking shots at all fifty states
Who illustrate that same sex, gay marriage
Kids that's raised by the same parents is wrong
But somehow you said legalize it anyway (ummm)
What you trying to facilitate
Kids it's OK to be gay, cause nowadays you can innovate
Well fuck that, I'm loud, come hear me demonstrate
How I penetrate yo' wife's face in a wedding cake
I'm not a homophobe
I just think you f** ass niggas in government and music
Fucking ya earlobe (that right)
And you Fruity Loop niggas ain't stopping my grind
Or a nigga like me eating his Cheerios
My teacher said I'm on a bitter road
Cause I'm skipping class, you can kiss my ass
Iverson middle finger roll (bitch)
I'm adding hoes, substracting clothes
She dividing her legs, spread
Gimme a mic check 'fore I'm in it though
My generation persuasion labeled as ancient
Cause gangsters aching for changes
But that won't happen unless you just take a shot in the dark
But when it comes to light
You see the contract got a pen and a dick up ya anus
They say my rhyming courageous, even outrageous
Whatever the fuck is opinionated
Just keep saving it playa
And just like me and you
The studios love but the session is lust, done and way overdue
First things first, let's get it straight
Yeah I'm taking shots at all fifty states
Who illustrate that same sex, gay marriage
Kids that's raised by the same parents is wrong
But somehow you said legalize it anyway (ummm)
What you trying to facilitate
Kids it's OK to be gay, cause nowadays you can innovate
Well fuck that, I'm loud, come hear me demonstrate
How I penetrate yo' wife's face in a wedding cake
I'm not a homophobe
I just think you f** ass niggas in government and music
Fucking ya earlobe (that right)
And you Fruity Loop niggas ain't stopping my grind
Or a nigga like me eating his Cheerios
My teacher said I'm on a bitter road
Cause I'm skipping class, you can kiss my ass
Iverson middle finger roll (bitch)
I'm adding hoes, substracting clothes
She dividing her legs, spread
Gimme a mic check 'fore I'm in it though
My generation persuasion labeled as ancient
Cause gangsters aching for changes
But that won't happen unless you just take a shot in the dark
But when it comes to light
You see the contract got a pen and a dick up ya anus
They say my rhyming courageous, even outrageous
Whatever the fuck is opinionated
Just keep saving it playa
And just like me and you
The studios love but the session is lust, done and way overdue
