The 'Scrip

So many drugs In my system There's no drug I am missing I got all The right prescriptions Take em all According to directions So many drugs All up in me If you got a bug Just pop a drug see So many drugs So little time You got yours And I got mine So many drugs Running through my veins All try to keep me From going insane So many drugs I gotta swallow So many directions I gotta follow So many drugs Such variety I take them all With impropriety So many drugs Have we gone mad What about reality's So bad Nicotine first order of business First thing every day I put in this Each cigarette is fifteen minutes Off the end of the time you will put in it But at the end those are the days That are the worst ones anyways I don't care what anyone says Nicotine activates What's a smoke without a coffee When my pot is full things just slide off me I can handle whatever be WIth a hot cup next to me Caffeine you're my Batarang Not enough songs about you been sang Throughout the land your legend rang You're badder than the Wu Tang Clan Sometimes the best things come in bottles Moosehad lager revs my throttles I swear to you the brews I got'll Make you think you're Aristotle Bubbly brew, effervescent mead Do your little dirty deed Give me the confidence I need But wait I still gotta get to weed Cannabis oh THC Get yourself inside of me Help me write a killer riff Kiss me fool you silly spliff Nothing else makes me say, "Yay" And crank the bass on the reggae Sing a song in the early morn But wait until I blow my horn Lastly there's the ones assigned To level out my manic mind Lithium and risperdal Every day I take it all Saves me from being a helpless slave Helps me always to behave No slave to joy or sadness neither In them I am a true believer