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Shit, Shave, and Shower
by Seriously
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Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so...
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit... is what you do when you wake up in the morn'
Shit... like you've done since the day you were born
Shit... like that one day when you found it filled with corn
Shit... feels so good despite your rectum being torn
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Ballsack... must be shaved with delicate finesse
Armpits... for the ladies and queers, but I digress
Legs... when you shave 'em they're great to caress
Face... face the fact that my beard's between your breasts
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shower... the temperature is bound to fluctuate
Shower... if it's cold it's bound to emasculate
Shower... if it's warm I'll fart and masterbate
Showers... end with a high velocity projectile ejaculate
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so...
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit... is what you do when you wake up in the morn'
Shit... like you've done since the day you were born
Shit... like that one day when you found it filled with corn
Shit... feels so good despite your rectum being torn
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Ballsack... must be shaved with delicate finesse
Armpits... for the ladies and queers, but I digress
Legs... when you shave 'em they're great to caress
Face... face the fact that my beard's between your breasts
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Hygiene is a must if you want to hang with us so
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shower... the temperature is bound to fluctuate
Shower... if it's cold it's bound to emasculate
Shower... if it's warm I'll fart and masterbate
Showers... end with a high velocity projectile ejaculate
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower
Shit, shave, and shower everyday
