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Straight Bars!
by GVO Brando
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I'm dead inside like a coffin
Like uzi I dive in a mosh pit
Man turn up the volume this shit lit
Campfire you know that we bringing sticks
I'm crunchy like munchies that cheese fix
And I don't play with kids like my name trix
But I do hang with killers and convicts
First I get to the bag then I make it flip
Don't doubt me you know that I'm lyrical
Cause when I rap you feel it it's spiritual
And the evidence it be imperial
Bitch I'm too clean like I'm antibacterial
Jumping on shit like my name Rey Mysterio
619 69 your bitch in the living room
Back to the future yeah my car it go zoom
Waking you up like you chill in the restroom
Dive in the pussy it's warm like jacuzzi
Fading away like it's Jordan 223
Honestly I do not know what my mood be
I'm killing this beat man I'm raw like I'm sushi
Getting this weight off my shoulders like Gucci
Making comebacks like my name is lil tunechi
Leaving these niggas like I'm not signing the lease
Thought I was done I come back with a two piece
Fries on the side cause I'm tired of rice
With the hot wings cause I hit you with spice
Drink on the side and it's that dirty sprite
Promethazine yeah I mix it with ice
Gotta good meal and I'm out for the night
Carrying on like I'm on a flight
Beat is so hard and my rhymes is real tight
Popping them pills no I'm popping mike ikes
This is straight bars and I'm out like a light
Michael Myers, Florida fire, all black my attire, bitch
Burnin out my tires make them shits sing like a choir, bitch
I don't do no white girls no, no, no Lizzie McGuire, bitch
I'm dead inside like a coffin
Like uzi I dive in a mosh pit
Man turn up the volume this shit lit
Campfire you know that we bringing sticks
I'm crunchy like munchies that cheese fix
And I don't play with kids like my name trix
But I do hang with killers and convicts
First I get to the bag then I make it flip
Don't doubt me you know that I'm lyrical
Cause when I rap you feel it it's spiritual
And the evidence it be imperial
Bitch I'm too clean like I'm antibacterial
Jumping on shit like my name Rey Mysterio
619 69 your bitch in the living room
Back to the future yeah my car it go zoom
Waking you up like you chill in the restroom
Dive in the pussy it's warm like jacuzzi
Fading away like it's Jordan 223
Honestly I do not know what my mood be
I'm killing this beat man I'm raw like I'm sushi
Getting this weight off my shoulders like Gucci
Making comebacks like my name is lil tunechi
Leaving these niggas like I'm not signing the lease
Thought I was done I come back with a two piece
Fries on the side cause I'm tired of rice
With the hot wings cause I hit you with spice
Drink on the side and it's that dirty sprite
Promethazine yeah I mix it with ice
Gotta good meal and I'm out for the night
Carrying on like I'm on a flight
Beat is so hard and my rhymes is real tight
Popping them pills no I'm popping mike ikes
This is straight bars and I'm out like a light
Michael Myers, Florida fire, all black my attire, bitch
Burnin out my tires make them shits sing like a choir, bitch
I don't do no white girls no, no, no Lizzie McGuire, bitch
