Jojoba's Witness

Hello sir, have you heard about our lord and savior Simmondsia Chinensis Boy what the fu Excuse me sir, we need your shampoo Being' a JJ witness ain't easy Simmondsia Chinensis is my deity Shampoo is my cause Screw Santa Claus I got a bank for shampoo withdrawals Hold the applause 'Cause that's not like me Don't like Chinensis? Then you can fight me Aphrodite almighty Pray to Simmondsia Chinensis or I'll smite thee Don't take it lightly Aw crikey, Jojoba baptized me Latency's a faint thing to see Especially when Jojoba grows on a tree Now, become a shampoo worshipper with me The shampoo flow Has been kinda slow Not as slow as Lil' Gnarly though Bringing the final blow Let the Jojoba grow Make the dough Living in Monaco, oh You haven't heard the last of me yet Got my Lhasa Apso, Capital Tibet Royal Nigerian Prince But he could not convince, and so I dismissed I've gotta broken ankle and I need a podiatrist Spare some shampoo Help a brother get through Some tough times In turn I'm dropping rhymes And I'm making half time Being a Jojoba's witness ain't a crime Yo, I'm sick of this, so get off my property Orange flip floppety, it's an atrocity I'm gonna throw you off my lawn at high velocity I know, I don't have much generosity I need some shampoo for my hair porosity Don't worry, it's a trait of homozygosity It's Christmastime And I'm dropping mad rhymes All of ya'll trying to be sublime But to me it's just a punchline The sun's gonna come up, shampoo or not Now get away from my house before I need a mugshot Pull out the sniper, boom headshot Or I could go old-fashioned put you in a headlock Oof, alright man I'm outta here Yo man, I got the shampoo Hey, what are you doing? Knock it off You win this round, Jojoba Consider this a coda I'll get my shampoo back, whatever it takes Not gonna give it to a bunch of fakes