DRAKE & JOSH (feat. Big Migz)

I tried to learn guitar so i could shred like Drake not Josh I been fucking on the queen drinking Henny pinky out thats posh Not cross Im a T-Rex don't study them like ross But i still got my Rachel Bacon egg cheese bagel She speak espanol she tell me baby this is fuego Spit my shit in brail and they still don't feel me Ya feel me I don't know if stress or drugs will kill me Mad scream like Meek and then I go and pop a wheelie Then I go and pop another pill One to rage and one to chill me So damn high up I'm moonwalking on the ceiling Call me Michael Jackson but I never touch them children I just kill them on the mic If your bitch don't love me she a dyke Fuck her till 10 past her bedtime Put her out with a lullaby I'm taking syringes from the bums while they throw oranges at me I'm just tryna help them but then they try and leak my addy Now I'm crabby throw the syringes right back at em Wrap em in a job app help the addicts with their battle Now they looking for a hook but there ain't no hook on this song this song this song Now they tryna get a hook but I only know what I'm hooked on hooked on Now I dial up my homies just cause shit can get scary I'm on a couch eating some acid while the others get married Lil nick out in they yard he in the sandbox he buried Left pocket cancer sticks the only nic that I carry I feel like Timmy need my fairly odd parents Couple wishes for a giant snake, large fries, chocolate shake That'll taste better than this meat loaf that I just easy baked I go for it just do it check it off like Nike Gucci snake And I seal up my mail fore I send it So it don't reek of gas when the officer go check it Flip it like a skateboard on my burger double deck it Check up to my neck Call me Lebron She all up on my ass like it's my mom My Lil Jon turn big turn down for what My music louder than my jeans smell Make your ears hurt Like they got stabbed too many times Call em caesar I go berzerk Now all I needs a blond line up Call me slim shady when I step up on the mic I Might just go and fuck you up You know I just fuck it up Call me Forest Gump Cause I go and run my money up I'm like a megaphone Cause I say it loud So if you cant take it then don't dish it out Got your back against the wall guns out fire squad When I'm done with you ill leave you empty like used pod Now they looking for a hook but there ain't no hook on this song this song this song Now they tryna get a hook but I only know what I'm hooked on hooked on They say I'm in, Alex got the pop heads right here On the fucking show If you fuck around We gonna pop heads With the glock And I come with the knock AK/47 YNW Melly got hit with the crime Get taught with the ref right here Drake and Josh Got the host Josh with the fat slap Call me fat Tommy call me fat Every fucking day Eating hot dogs hooping out at Ping Tom's aye