Song parody of
The Apartment
by Team Callahan
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These walls will eat me if I don’t get outside
Seeing life through a window, a screen inside my mind
Ok, I know, I’m acting like a child
Re-reading Gatsby for the hundredth time
We talk in circles and analyze our friends
Bring up the album like it’s never gonna end
You work so hard you could make somebody sick
Circuit board sleeping, it’s your nervous tick
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Spring time, summer, can I press rewind
Moving mountains, leave our past behind
Spring time, summer, can I press rewind
Moving mountains, leave our past behind
I turned my back to the city where I grew
Couldn't stand old money and I can’t afford the new
You flip through Joyce like it was something in the Times
Now you’re slinging cold ones
Cause they could never compensate your mind
Fresh out of college and nothing more to do
Neurotic burn-out and I’m only 22
Unfinished novels and unpublished poems
Action’s impossible when you’re bored and alone
Stain out the carpet, screaming in the hall
Think about the end, death according to Saint Paul
First year of marriage was gone in a flash
Spent in listless day dreaming and taking out the trash
These walls will eat me if I don’t get outside
Seeing life through a window, a screen inside my mind
Ok, I know, I’m acting like a child
Re-reading Gatsby for the hundredth time
We talk in circles and analyze our friends
Bring up the album like it’s never gonna end
You work so hard you could make somebody sick
Circuit board sleeping, it’s your nervous tick
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Never know, never know, never know till you find it
Spring time, summer, can I press rewind
Moving mountains, leave our past behind
Spring time, summer, can I press rewind
Moving mountains, leave our past behind
I turned my back to the city where I grew
Couldn't stand old money and I can’t afford the new
You flip through Joyce like it was something in the Times
Now you’re slinging cold ones
Cause they could never compensate your mind
Fresh out of college and nothing more to do
Neurotic burn-out and I’m only 22
Unfinished novels and unpublished poems
Action’s impossible when you’re bored and alone
Stain out the carpet, screaming in the hall
Think about the end, death according to Saint Paul
First year of marriage was gone in a flash
Spent in listless day dreaming and taking out the trash
