President Grab a Pussy

Make America Great Again by making Americans hate again President Grab-a-pussy President build-a-wall President golden showers Awaiting Putin's call President carnage President Fake News President intolerant Of anyone else's views President little hands President insecure President winning Like we've never won before President no tax President billionaire President who thinks a blind trust Can be a family affair President Islamophobe President election hack President taking all our progress And turning that progress back President American carnage President America first! President 45 Who made 43 no longer the worst President Apprentice President You're fired President who so many racist, sexist assholes you have inspired I thought I'd have something clever to say After Donald Trump's inauguration day The crowning of a President endorsed by the KKK In the same week we celebrated the birth of MLK But what words are left that can make any of this OK? And at the same time acknowledge that this isn't going away? That orange Hitler was the victor and that he's here to stay? That our deepest ideals are about to be betrayed? And so far from what is decent we have very clearly strayed? Besides, how many more times do his failings have to be displayed? The sheer number of disqualifying factors could form a fucking parade! Yet that didn't seem to matter on last year's election day And it is too late now even if they did somehow persuade So we are forced to pull the covers on this rotten bed we made And slumber four years with one eye open the fractured sleep of the afraid President Twitter troll President repeal President the art of making a fucking deal President thin-skinned President litigious President who lies so much that his bullshit is prodigious President unethical President regrettable President whose war crimes soon won't be hypothetical President birther President body-shamer President class of '13 WWE hall of famer President insulting President inflamer President who put to rest the claim they're all the samer President real estate President corrupt President who like his businesses will leave us all bankrupt President climate denier President nuclear slaughter President who creepily seems to want to fuck his own daughter Whenever I picked up my pen today Or opened my mouth up to vent today The words died on my tongue or the page today Just "President Trump" then I'd start to fade That sentence alone and the joke was made Cutting deeper than any satirical blade Four syllables that feel like a hand grenade Like a burning hot day when you can't find shade You can't even laugh you feel so dismayed Depression so heavy it can't be weighed A bill that's so large it cannot be paid So this is the best I could serenade These lemons not even Beyonce could turn into lemonade: Whatever your politics Whoever you are Let's agree Reality TV has now gone too far