School Mam

A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here Julie's got a headache but the others don't care Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill Teacher's got his eye on her Moves in for the kill. Nobody can see or hear the things that they do All the books stay closed, there must be something they do Only teacher knows about the subjects they span - span Education's secondary, being a school mam Oooooeeee! Teachers doing fine as far as I can see Being a school mam Long holidays in the summer Being a school mam Free milk in your coffee break Being a school mam Government paid monthly salary cheques Noises heard the principal investigates She turns on all the cameras but it's too late Catches both their pants down in a passion warm Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born Reaching down for glasses that just can't be found By the time she finds them, why they're down on the ground Tossing and a turning they've got feverish hands Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam Oooooeeee! Teachers doing fine as far as I can see Being a school mam Controlling promiscuity after hours Being a school mam Giving out detentions by the dozen Being a school mam Give her fifty lines (of speed) Being a school mam Sucking on her fingernails she can't believe what she's seeing She's seeing something close to what appears on the screen Locks her door, with trembling hands and her hearts beating very fast She pretends she's down there on the floor in the class Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can She can't reach her helter skelter Down with the school man Just watch her go and help her try if you can Use your twentieth century imagination - if you've got any Oooooeeee! Now she's at the top and teacher sets her free Being a school mam Disgusting behaviour Being a school mam All over the parquet flooring Being a school mam Letting the flood gates open wide Being a school mam Now the principal collapses dead on the floor With contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more She went out the very best way that an old woman can She was where the action was Down there with the school man Oooooeeee! Teacher never will discover who could see Being a school mam One and one make two if you're very lucky Being a school mam Two twos make four if I remember correctly Being a school mam Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age Sixteen and sixteen makes thirty two That's approaching middle age Thirty two and thirty two makes sixty four That's OAP land Sixty four and sixty four makes a hundred and twenty eight A hundred and twenty eight divided by three let me pause for reflection for a second.... But Teacher! Three doesn't go into a hundred and twenty eight exactly, But it goes forty two and a bit Forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven Forty eight, forty nine, forty nine, point one, forty nine, point two, forty nine, point three Forty nine, point four, forty nine, point five, forty nine, point six, forty nine, point seven Forty nine, point eight, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, forty nine, point nine, Fifty!