Onion Vampire

HAHA! I got you, you fuckin' little kid You're gonna pay for the culinary spell you just did Living things and food are an ancient combination Of dark omnipotence to purvey annihilation No stagnation of fear pumping through your veins Your skin will get penetrated by my sharp, leek fangs My bulbous, layered figure looms over you like a tower I'll drag you to my allium-castle to be fully devoured We'll fly there by my cloak, the neon-black cape I've snagged you inside and you cry, but there's no escape Its syn-propanethial-S-oxide mixed with dread But your tears are no match for what you'll be when you're dead At my ruthless chive-claws, you're a victim like Harker Except the sentence is eternal and the torture is darker Dracula's my bitch, I make him twitch in his grave His spirit watches me, jealously, he's depraved You better for your life, run, run beware I'm the stinky motherfucker, bloodsucker from your nightmare Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-devil Embody your weakness, transcend an immortal level Run for your life, run like a raging fire I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires The fear in your eyes, all the prisoners in my empire Run, motherfucker, I'm the Onion Vampire Defeating me forever is an unconquerable quest No blessing your bullets, no stakes through the chest If garlic's an empowerment, I'm from another dimension My dark curses supersede your undead-killing conventions Brahm Stoker's a joker, his ghost angrily cries I make the gruesome Slavic folklore look like fluffy lullabies I devised the demise of Vlad the Impaler He crumbled in my grasp, he's such a villainous failure I silently sting your soul with bulging crimson eyes All your organs will burn when I fully brutalize I turn into a shallot-bat and chase you down if you're quick I swoop down on your face, my bite feels like a million pricks You're trapped in my chamber, so say your last words Van Helsing won't be helping, I fed his bones to the birds When people smell and see me, I drain them of heart, blood, and soul I wanna make God wish he move his kingdom to a black hole Run better for your life, run, run beware I'm the stinky motherfucker, bloodsucker from your nightmare Garlic's in my family, I'm an allium-demon Embody your weakness, you'll be so powerful you'll be screaming Run for your life, run like a raging fire I'm a foodular monster who wreaks havoc and admires All the terror I cause, all the victims in the pyres Run, motherfucker, I'm the Onion Vampire