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Runny Nose Rant
by Lilcumonmyback
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One bitch in particular is talkin' shit
It's all because I called her thick
We never even talked and shit
But she want on this chocolate dick
I'm talkin' like a narcissist
But that's what she was callin' it
She's tellin' people I'm obsessed
Well that's the line you crossed it bitch
The way that I'm recalling it
That shit was quite the opposite
I'm not the one that offered sex
Responding to a compliment
I hope you find another dick
To suck 'cause mine is off the grid
Your body's disproportionate
This bitch look like an ostrich
And I don't fuck with ostriches
Can't cuff a bitch
That finna suck another dick
You know that I can't love you bitch
You just want a colored dick
You just want a colored dick
Yung Nasty on the tootsies
Like the butter on the toast
I'm like, why eat pussy
When the bitch got toes?
Finna throat my dog like Joey Chestnut
If it's a race, then your homie best won
Count 'em while I'm bouncing, start again if I miss one
You know I like a dick by the way that I kiss one
I'm not even horny, I'm just hungry
I'm the penis Ted Bundy
I don't stop 'til we're bloody
Give my turkey the stuffing
Lil Cum is coming
Deconstructing the function
Of the suckin' and fuckin'
While his nose is runnin'
Ain't nothing can outrun it
I'm numb and I'm wanting to put my tongue in your plumbing
One bitch in particular is talkin' shit
It's all because I called her thick
We never even talked and shit
But she want on this chocolate dick
I'm talkin' like a narcissist
But that's what she was callin' it
She's tellin' people I'm obsessed
Well that's the line you crossed it bitch
The way that I'm recalling it
That shit was quite the opposite
I'm not the one that offered sex
Responding to a compliment
I hope you find another dick
To suck 'cause mine is off the grid
Your body's disproportionate
This bitch look like an ostrich
And I don't fuck with ostriches
Can't cuff a bitch
That finna suck another dick
You know that I can't love you bitch
You just want a colored dick
You just want a colored dick
Yung Nasty on the tootsies
Like the butter on the toast
I'm like, why eat pussy
When the bitch got toes?
Finna throat my dog like Joey Chestnut
If it's a race, then your homie best won
Count 'em while I'm bouncing, start again if I miss one
You know I like a dick by the way that I kiss one
I'm not even horny, I'm just hungry
I'm the penis Ted Bundy
I don't stop 'til we're bloody
Give my turkey the stuffing
Lil Cum is coming
Deconstructing the function
Of the suckin' and fuckin'
While his nose is runnin'
Ain't nothing can outrun it
I'm numb and I'm wanting to put my tongue in your plumbing
