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Middle Finger
by Johnny Boy
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Slim shady right?
Nother blue eyed blonde hair
Long nose, chin squared, they scared
That i could be the greatest, woah
Singles fill a casserole
That's a classic joke
Penis lines and hookers throats
Goddamn, seein why you always Choke
They think im stupid
Not hearin words and how i usem
I just spin a web and then i losem
Why you think i got the simple flow
Nother white guy, right
Wrong, you can suck my fuckin Dong
If you think that i wont fight
I was spittin in the pussy
So my lips are always tight
I was at a walkin pace
Thought i need some excercise
So i get up on the mic
Showem how to run the race
Then i leavem, theyll be fine
I aint here to have a taste
Cut the cake then its mine
I wont get it on ya face
Cuz i hit it from behind
But it might just make you blind
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger
It only takes like 5 minutes
I mean 2 minutes, then i'm finished
I kill the beat then i get to sippin
Hear the cops then i get to dippin
I know they mad that i go the Distance
And I'm sorry that i write this, Hyphens, excited
I might just go bust and leave claps Just like lightning
You needa check ya place cuz im Striking
Im talkin bout the air, look up
The only place youll see me, shut up
If you talkin shit imma, run up
Hit you in the face, fuckin busta
Ill leave you in the flow, thats a Twista
Mistress to ya sista, hopped up in her Fussure
Caught a damn freak, imma fisher
Biggest damn dick, leave a blista
Im going for the victory
Apple from the tree makin history
Lookin like shaggy its a mystery
How i got everyone to fuck with me
But
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger
Slim shady right?
Nother blue eyed blonde hair
Long nose, chin squared, they scared
That i could be the greatest, woah
Singles fill a casserole
That's a classic joke
Penis lines and hookers throats
Goddamn, seein why you always Choke
They think im stupid
Not hearin words and how i usem
I just spin a web and then i losem
Why you think i got the simple flow
Nother white guy, right
Wrong, you can suck my fuckin Dong
If you think that i wont fight
I was spittin in the pussy
So my lips are always tight
I was at a walkin pace
Thought i need some excercise
So i get up on the mic
Showem how to run the race
Then i leavem, theyll be fine
I aint here to have a taste
Cut the cake then its mine
I wont get it on ya face
Cuz i hit it from behind
But it might just make you blind
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger
It only takes like 5 minutes
I mean 2 minutes, then i'm finished
I kill the beat then i get to sippin
Hear the cops then i get to dippin
I know they mad that i go the Distance
And I'm sorry that i write this, Hyphens, excited
I might just go bust and leave claps Just like lightning
You needa check ya place cuz im Striking
Im talkin bout the air, look up
The only place youll see me, shut up
If you talkin shit imma, run up
Hit you in the face, fuckin busta
Ill leave you in the flow, thats a Twista
Mistress to ya sista, hopped up in her Fussure
Caught a damn freak, imma fisher
Biggest damn dick, leave a blista
Im going for the victory
Apple from the tree makin history
Lookin like shaggy its a mystery
How i got everyone to fuck with me
But
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger
You think that you a motivator
I feel bad, aint mad, I attract a hater
Gettin numbers on the paper use a Calculator
Say they hard, till they soft like a Now n later
Built a brand, thats my name, need a Educator
Whitest dude, broadest band, does That irritate ya
Cute as fuck, whitest teeth, homie he Gun play ya
And im sorry if this penetrates ya
You can hop up on my middle finger