2020 (feat. Lachy Milligan)

Oh 2020 vision for humanity’s different to what I envisioned Oh shit listen Life ain’t glistening no more it’s a prison Corona just here on a mission To chug down humanity in light beer tradition And in addition I’m burning up like Australia did Ignition from ignorant politicians The worlds topsy turvy I’m playing a hurdy-gurdy With a pickled bitch cumber on the Whirly Dirly Upside down Upright now Sideways round Flying off the rails like the world right now Flying like a dragon Draggin' on a joint Oh I’m real high now Spitting fucking fire Shit I burnt my mouth In a purple haze Mary Janes smoke or apocalyptic days No zombies yet but we already got mummies Every motherfucker sitting on the dunny Wrapped in fucking toilet paper thinking that it’s funny The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit Isolated in Verona Surprise awaited it's Corona Fascinating to be honest Violated I be on ya News awaited it's obnoxious Annihilated and be conquered Final rating is upon us Living in 2020 I find myself in search of solace There's not a promise we can't break This place is baking faster than sonic Pass me the chronic Hop in the suby imma flog it Try dodge it Try to dodge the wallabies bad and fat like the policies Dead and flat like economy We've won the opposite of a lottery Preposterous toilet paper quantities It's gotta be some new biological technology Biological warfare, who cares The air is cleaner Share and care the dark magic like Sabrina This virus is a witch Trust you got the shopping list Pasta and toilet paper Caster sugar, oil and my favourite toy laser Pack of darts, I'll pay ya later Wait bro grab a lighter Don't forget the sanitiser As trump this shit came from China That's why The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit 2020 Vision has the world going mad The 2020 I envisioned had me hoping I’d be glad to be a guy whose finished school No more tests I have to pass But not having things to do is worse than going to a class Stuck inside all day All night Hey I’ve got work If I can find a way I might find someone to blurt all of my thoughts too But who can I talk too Are there rules against having a chat with who I want to No but there’s a two person rule More than two is not cool Even if I wanted to the fines are astronomical Gotta keep your space Wash your hands and if you cough cover your face Hold up wait, that’s just common sense mate Might kick it back and crack open a beer Am I right in saying that Corona is what I should steer away from I mean, it’s got the same name as the virus that’s infected every nation I might pick a safer one Better grab essentials and I’ll stock up on some toilet paper If I grab ten packs now I won’t have to grab more later Who knows how long I’ll be bunkered in my basement Better spend a grand on food so I can sit in bed and wait it out The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit The worlds fucking crazy Tipsy on Corona Topsy on Turvey Maybe the governments got a boner Oh shit man Oh fuck Oh shit