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First World Problems (No Ones Happy)

by Brother Dalton

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I don't know about you but I'm getting slightly peeved Seems like I'm swimming up stream against the current it you like Am I the only one getting sick of working my fingers to the bone just so Some flash cunt can tell me it's okay Twenty percent on your wage that's what they take What do you get for that Vote Tory you can count on me I won't waste your V A T I can see your despair It's killing me I can feel your despair Infecting me I don't vote red white or blue mate Because you're all the same to me I don't queue up at polling stations Because you're not picking your leader You're just choosing a new jailer But it's okay we're all pacified Living that consumer dream I don't download I only stream My fucking tele's smarter than me Don't you see I can see your despair It's killing me I can feel your despair Infecting me They say that life's a one horse Now I'm no betting man but I'd back you each way Fifty to one so you ain't favourite It's form that counts but you've got little of that They say they say they say But who the fuck are they Living in magazines Spouting this and that You're better than that I can see your despair It's killing me I can feel your despair Infecting me I can't think of anything worse Than waking up to work in a factory Spending all day working on one line I bet those people don't smile Then you see some people in the pub and they spend all weekend there And you think how can you do that I can't But if it comes to you being jealous of someone who spends all weekend in the pub Then you're fucked mate I can see your despair It's killing me I can feel your despair Infecting me I try to avoid public transport it brings me down Everyone looking at their phone, iPads, texts, GPS, surfing on the go Coughing, steamed up windows, broken seats and headlines that mean little to me It's okay we're all nullified We've got apps to download on the go My mates got 4G I only got three But I don't let it bother me I can see your despair It's killing me I can feel your despair Infecting me I can see your despair It's killing me

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