Fuckup

Sorry Mom Sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad (True story) I know it hurts I know it pains I'm the worst kid you've ever made (3 Tries) What accomplishments do I have? (Zero) What have I ever done to make you glad? (Absolutely nothing) Sorry Mom Sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad Yes I'm aware I'm a fuckup It hurts but I gotta buck-up I get a hold of myself get the fuck up Yes I'm a fuckup for real Fucking up worse than Ryan Lotche in Rio Big boy can't keep hands off Doritos My other brothers are skinny baseball playing stars while I'm munching on Fritos Got the clean cut abs I look like a douche in a speedo Musta been a glitch inside my DNA Must not have turned on a switch I mean how could someone do so much shit And except to get away with it Annoying everyone I see Fuck Lilo, I'm Stich I'm braindead except for a little fucking twitch They should have me at the stake Put me up lynched I ruin peoples lives when I'm high off the Chronic So ugly in the dark I look demonic Please keep away from me Locked up for eternity I can't let loose Don't come near me unless you want to meet a clown In this life, I'm going straight down Sorry Mom Sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad (True story) I know it hurts I know it pains I'm the worst kid you've ever made (3 Tries) What accomplishments do I have? (Zero) What have I ever done to make you glad? (Absolutey nothing) Sorry Mom Sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad I just broke my ceiling like a minute ago Then I broke my closet door Mortal Kombat combo And I know all the bullshit I do is hard to follow All the lies and tall tales I make up is hard to swallow But for a minute just fuck off let me solely wallow Bask in my failure while I jump let a cliff swallow Me whole Holy shit I am so crazy I spent my life jerking off like Stan tryna be a fucking offspring of Shady Too loco to be around Just got crowned King of Clowns And King of The Nerds Lonely sheep in the fucking herd Who the fuck even listens to my music I'm a turd How many fucking times can I say fuck Parrot bird I'm the opposite of Einstein I failed science not fine From Toronto only got one girl up on my hotline Think I'm a good rapper go from so nice to much grime But when the beat drops I go insane become something I ain't Sorry Mom Sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad (True story) I know it hurts I know it pains I'm the worst fucking kid you've ever made (3 Tries) What accomplishments do I fucking have? (Zero) I know that I have never ever made you glad Sorry Mom Not sorry Dad I'm a fuckup real real bad I go insane in the drop of a pin Inhumane got a fucking wiener schnitzel for a brain Never gonna win Complain about the chest pains from chugging champagne tryna act like Papi I'm like a tumour not big enough to spread a rumour I'm a fuckup, burn my remains Good at raps though, diss me go super saiyan just saying I ain't no bitch when it comes to spitting the bars Leave you dead on the ground get burned by a Jew (Too far) I claim to be a rapper but I can't make a haiku I'm such a fuckup what am I gonna do? Verse so bad I can barely spit a 16 When I'm not off of caffeine Look like I'm fourteen with a beard now I'm twenty Body too fat to not be on the fullscreen Mom says I'm mean But I'm such a fucking fiend I can't be famous never fit in a limousine Just place me on a guillotine Stab me with four knives and just watch me bleed Ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm just playing dad, you know I love you