Song parody of
California
by Jim Guittard
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I left busted and disgusted
My thoughts were surely not trusted
I was bombed out and wiped out
But not down and out
I was robbed and without a job
But I didn't turn to a snob
I was pushed, and shoved and almost knifed
All I want was my life
I had threats against my life
By hoodlums with much strife
I've seen the inside of jails
There were only thugs
I know the 3 of Clubs bar
The place where the BJM star
I've played the Sunset Strip
Go there for a special trip
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
I've trekked to Santa Ana's Rickenbacker
To practice in a tent with McGuinn
I've seen the 24-hour church
Go there if you must
I left a school and was a fool
Cause I didn't want to muck about
The guys there were like robots
Not my best place
I put money down on apartments
They took my deposit and never gave it back
I never even moved in
Oh well, that's alright
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
I'm not a bad guy
Just trying to follow God's will
Nobody likes that
But I don't really care
I've had panic attacks on Highway 101
It was not so fun in the sun
I think that God was there
I think that God was there
I left busted and disgusted
My thoughts were surely not trusted
I was bombed out and wiped out
But not down and out
I was robbed and without a job
But I didn't turn to a snob
I was pushed, and shoved and almost knifed
All I want was my life
I had threats against my life
By hoodlums with much strife
I've seen the inside of jails
There were only thugs
I know the 3 of Clubs bar
The place where the BJM star
I've played the Sunset Strip
Go there for a special trip
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
I've trekked to Santa Ana's Rickenbacker
To practice in a tent with McGuinn
I've seen the 24-hour church
Go there if you must
I left a school and was a fool
Cause I didn't want to muck about
The guys there were like robots
Not my best place
I put money down on apartments
They took my deposit and never gave it back
I never even moved in
Oh well, that's alright
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
California, I never knew you
Until I got to you
I'm not a bad guy
Just trying to follow God's will
Nobody likes that
But I don't really care
I've had panic attacks on Highway 101
It was not so fun in the sun
I think that God was there
I think that God was there
