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Halfway De(s)cent
by Calamity Jones
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Bendin over backwards just to burn some bridges, I
Never found my food was ever delicious, but
Every often offer opposite optics
To judge a zebra by his stripes or cheetahs not being spotless, when
The opportunity's directly upon us, we
Always find a way to measurably squander, the
Only option, and I'm just being honest
Is to demolish all this polish
Garnished topics, byproducts
That pile, always lopsidedly
And I've come to conclusions that I will always decidedly
Find a garden of knowledge to garner all that's reminding me
Of everything that I'm tryna be
While spinelessly wandering into minds that still resides in me, like
Maybe I'm worthless
Or maybe I'm worth it
Maybe this shit I get is what I'm deservin
Maybe the lies we tell that everything's perfect
Is just a build up to collapse
That's growing ever so fervent
It strikes a nerve like Randy Johnson
Tossing balls in the boxes
But while a flawless diamond shines
So can a pile of rubbish
And to be put together bit by bit
I'm on my Bionix
But then get hooked on all this other shit
Y'all keepin your Phonics
Or find a lucky star to climb up on
And ride it your highness
I'm only lying when I'm lying next to lions still dining
On all the findings of the dying that I find too much pride in
So then just posted in my head is where I guess I'm residing
Til then it's through this pen
Where words'll be flowin
And to the highest peak this planet has
Is where I'll be goin
So don't follow into the hollow wallows
That I'll be showin
Until the day that on this page
Is where my brain's'll be blowin
Emotion only has a place in my ego
But as soon as that's been deflated it'll be back to zero
All I've ever needed were heroes
That could sheer all the fear from my ears
And tell me it'll all be ok
Tell me it'll all be ok
I'm calling out to you through my youtube views
For you to tell me it'll all be ok.
Bendin over backwards just to burn some bridges, I
Never found my food was ever delicious, but
Every often offer opposite optics
To judge a zebra by his stripes or cheetahs not being spotless, when
The opportunity's directly upon us, we
Always find a way to measurably squander, the
Only option, and I'm just being honest
Is to demolish all this polish
Garnished topics, byproducts
That pile, always lopsidedly
And I've come to conclusions that I will always decidedly
Find a garden of knowledge to garner all that's reminding me
Of everything that I'm tryna be
While spinelessly wandering into minds that still resides in me, like
Maybe I'm worthless
Or maybe I'm worth it
Maybe this shit I get is what I'm deservin
Maybe the lies we tell that everything's perfect
Is just a build up to collapse
That's growing ever so fervent
It strikes a nerve like Randy Johnson
Tossing balls in the boxes
But while a flawless diamond shines
So can a pile of rubbish
And to be put together bit by bit
I'm on my Bionix
But then get hooked on all this other shit
Y'all keepin your Phonics
Or find a lucky star to climb up on
And ride it your highness
I'm only lying when I'm lying next to lions still dining
On all the findings of the dying that I find too much pride in
So then just posted in my head is where I guess I'm residing
Til then it's through this pen
Where words'll be flowin
And to the highest peak this planet has
Is where I'll be goin
So don't follow into the hollow wallows
That I'll be showin
Until the day that on this page
Is where my brain's'll be blowin
Emotion only has a place in my ego
But as soon as that's been deflated it'll be back to zero
All I've ever needed were heroes
That could sheer all the fear from my ears
And tell me it'll all be ok
Tell me it'll all be ok
I'm calling out to you through my youtube views
For you to tell me it'll all be ok.
