First Date

So met up with the shorty on a Thursday yeah Bad start, dinner, I made her pay yeah I mean good start for me, with the chatter Imma leave her brain all scrabbled 'cause she fucking with the wordplay yeah I confused myself 'cause I thought she meant the coochie When the bitch done invited me to her place yeah But she just meant the crib, you know something's got to give Already thinking 'bout a ring, give her my surname yeah Even though I never knew you, you a new you with me Yeah something get to you I’m a throw you on my to-do, never too soon with me Yeah she was with the mood too She got the bottoms looking tight like a church day I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid I’m just tryna' fuck you in the worst way Sex on New Years, she say we fuckin' on the first date yeah About a month back Met by accident so I called it a love tap She know it’s true out the blue like a fun fact Now she down for me to beat it like a comeback She don’t really like the gun raps But she know I got a K in the car, one stack Once that shorty wants that, more than once that slut snaps Hits me up back, you know I punch back Told her we should link Started sending her the URL to my song, shit she thought I meant drinks But I cave in like compactors after she sent me wink Emoji, made the hair on my back stand up like a mink I said okay baby girl, meet you there and shit Come pick me up, fuck I look a therapist? But the D might clear your life up, Claritin Gon' have to get the tubes tied like experiments She said "You liking what I’m wearing?" it’s apparent it’s Like rappers who attacking because I wasn’t aware of this I ain’t hearing it. Could be brave like Meredith And wear a garbage bag as long as later you ain’t wearing shit "Okay. Kill me like you OJ." "I just hope to God that you ain’t really controlling" I said "Baby I’m controlling" like "Do you have an Only Fans?" She said "No way!" I said "Make one, go make some money!" But I swear I'm a gentlemen I’m walking to her door with her, 'bout to say goodnight on the porch So I lean in for a kiss And she got the Ring doorbell So you know her man’s probably home and he caught it on vid She know I spit the bars so like Marco Polo backtracking She make one last request She want me to freestyle off the dome to her She just started dome freestyling on the dick like Even though I never knew you, you a new you with me Yeah something get to you I’m a throw you on my to-do, never too soon with me Yeah she was with the mood too She got the bottoms looking tight like a church day I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid I’m just tryna' fuck you in the worst way Sex on New Years, she say we fuckin' on the first date yeah Man I'm nervous My stomach's turning, This girl is hotter than a burning furnance And she heard my verses Like a Sunday worship And confirmed I deserve to burst in her cervix But I'm uncertain Is she worth it? Does she really want me or is she workin? Then came cash app and she asked for stacks of cash And told her kick the curb bitch Y'all act like you think I'm rich And I'll give you racks So I can see your tits I don't knock your hustle But I'm quite disgruntled That I'm viewed as a get rich quick And ugh You can get mad All you want to I didn't ask for those naked pics The shit is sad What my life has come to? Call me a dog But you the bitch I'm mad as shit That you would act like this If I had to pay for ass I'd be abstinent It's kinda sad that Crypt is Your avenue to rich Cause you lack the cash and Ya past due on rent Besides that I got a line of fine women tonight That desire a bit of my time and to be my bride So I gotta decide who to be by my side And I can pick and choose like a donacide So go head girl go get that work But you won't get none from me and that's certain Ask me again and I'm have me a fit Get your head wrapped around it like it was a turban Your service is not required Because the spots been filled, don't have a spot for hire You better cop a deal at a shop for drivers 'Cause your only good at taking off attire It's Crypt Even though I never knew you, you a new you with me Yeah something get to you I’m a throw you on my to-do, never too soon with me Yeah she was with the mood too She got the bottoms looking tight like a church day I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid I’m just tryna' fuck you in the worst way Sex on New Years, she say we fuckin' on the first date yeah