Black Friday Blues

Alright I got the Black Friday Blues And it goes a little something like this... Just gonna be a little honest here okay Bear with me This is what its like for the retail workers Here we go! Underpaid and overworked People wonder why your acting like such a jerk Uniform is worn and torn Just keep on smiling Inside you scorn but you feel like hiding Everyone is rude I got the Black Friday Blues (Yeah) Don't ya love those bad attitudes I'm havin' to work a double To keep the bills from getting in trouble And I'm loaded up on energy drinks I might have to find a shrink after this Retail PTSD I've got the Black Friday Blues They've all got a bad attitude Have you heard the news Everyone's got the Black Friday Blues (Black Friday Blues) All the retail workers now We got the Black Friday Blues The Black Friday Blues (Break it down now alright) We're not making any extra money The big wigs seem to get all that honey While I'm stuck at home in this little shitty apartment Roaches climbing up the walls So come to Circuit City and have a fucking ball All you greedy mother fuckers, there I said it Let the workers go home and enjoy their time with their families Black Friday Blues And have you heard the news I've got the Black Friday Blues All the retail workers now The Black Friday I've got the Black Friday Blues Alright (Yeah) Have you heard the news The Black Friday The Black Friday Blues I'm calling in sick to work this year, fuck it Well I guess you won't have to worry about that this year, do you I was tryin' to make a statement, Sam, a serious fucking moment. Damnit Jesus fucking Christ, dude, calm down I'm just sayin is you don't have to go through retail hell this year Good point, good point... ahhh fuck... let's go have a beer Scared the hell out of me... damn